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Murray Buys Luxury Hotel

It became official today that Andy Murray purchased a £1.8 million luxury hotel, Cromlix House, the same place where his brother Jamie got married three years ago. The hotel is close to his hometown of Dunblane in Stirlingshire. News reports Murray plans to transform the Victorian mansion into a five-star venue. With that in mind, I came up with some name suggestions:

- Le Murray Meridien
- Jumurrah
- The Grand Murray
- Waldorf Murrstoria
- Murray Abbey
- The Best Exotic Murraygold Hotel (@scotty2smithy)
- Fourth Seeding Inn (@chicoharris)
- Motel 6 Love (@skellykpsi)

And it’s not just the name that needs to be carefully chosen. Andy has some five-star tourism opportunities at hand, for, what I like to call “The Murray Experience.” These include:

- The Murray Museum of Hairstyles
- Excursions to his Dunblane Golden mailbox
- A meet-and-greet with his pups, Maggie May and Rusty
- An exhibit of paintings, by his talented girlfriend, Kim Sears
- Dessert tastings, all items carefully chosen by his mum, Judy
- A Playstation room, for guests to play Playstation all the time
- Tennis lessons, obviously

Just something to think about, Andy.

(Photos: Daily Mail)

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  1. Anna says:

    He should name it WimbledInn!!